Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Addendum to the Official Rules of Hobo-try

The following rules of Hobo-try should also be considered during interactions:

  • Souped-up vespas (preferably with dragons on the front) are the best mode of travel
  • Hobos always take you out below the knees
  • Musical tastes typically involve lesser known bands
    • Folk, punk rock, & ska are the favorite genres
  • They always give unsuspecting babies mohawks

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