So in no particular order, here are the remaining Rules of Hobo-try:
- Somebody must always be referred to as Hobo Billy Bone
- Any beverage located within a paper bag is considered hobo juice
- Hobos are only able to afford moccasins
- The official fire-starting theme song is "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel
- Fires get better once you kick them
- Always have an assortment of knives, wooden clubs, and machetes at your disposal
- Public gatherings should always occur around campfires
- Whenever a fire sparks, it means it doesn't appreciate your attitude
- If your hands get cold, pick up a flaming log to warm them up
- List writing should not occur on flammable materials that can be easily dropped into the fire
- You must have read at least one book from the Boxcar Kids series
- Always say "inertial motion" three-times fast
- Catchphrase of the hipster hobo is: "It's not my cup of tea, it's my bag of Pepsi."
- Don't accidentally slice off a part of your finger with a hatchet
- Rule #42 is you don't leave before a fire is out
- The Little Dipper is forever off clubbing baby seals
- Rule #43 is you put fires out yourself
- One must wear a knit cap with a pen sticking out from it so the shadow of a pen looks like a scar on your face
- The majority of the rules must involve fire
- Hobos are not to be arsonists
- There much be much laughter when gathered with other hobos
- Always stare into the flames of a fire in a contemplative manner
- Remember that life is not all about you
- God is in charge of your life
- Tostito's are an essential snack
- The list of rules is never ending and can be added to at any time when necessary
